Chapter 6 : WEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

MEANWHILE !!

Samivelu Is Getting Married .

The Groom Stands Outside .

Waiting For The Bride In Black Wedding Dress To Come Out .

Then ...

The Black Spot Of Dress Came Out . Walking .

Everybody Was Shock .

( Not Because Of The Black Dress . )

Because Of Her Face .

Her Familier Face .

Everybody Though She Was Dead .

Everybody In The Wedding Was Wrong .

( Some Of Them Fainted :D )

It Was Melissa ----------- The Bride In Black .

They Have Their Honeymoon In Space. With Drath Vader .

Gandhi Knows That Melissa Wasnt Dead .

Pepek Doesnt Know That Gandhi Was Divorced To Melissa .

She Didnt Know That Melissa Was Still Alive .

She Still Sense Her Mother As Dead .

( No , They Never Have Power At All )

Gandhi Has Sign The Divorce Paper For A Long Time .

Melissa Was Always In Love With Samivelu ,

But She Didnt Want Her Kids To Know That .

She Asked Samivelu To Fake Her Death .

And He Did .

Because Of True Love .

In Space ,

Melissa And Samivelu Arrives .

Drath Vader ( Gandhi ) And Pepek Went To Meet Them .

Melissa Was Now An Enemy To Him .

The Love Between Them Was Tore Apart .

Pepek Was Shock To See Melissa Alive .

She Demanded An Answer .

Gandhi Told Her The Whole Story .

And Pepek Told Her Brother (Subramaniam) .

Her Brother Told His Mentor ( Anakin Skywalker )

And Anakin Skywalker Told The Universe .

And Now ,
The CONFUSION .

Samivelu And Melissa Is In The Green Side .

Pepek, Gandhi ( Darth Vader ) And Harry Potter Is In The Dark Side .

Anakin Skywalker And Subramaniam Is In The Bright Side .

Bright Side Hate's To Dark Side And Green Side .

The Green Side Doesnt Know The Bright Side Exist And Hate's The Dark Side .

The Dark Side Hate's The Green Side More Than The Bright Side .

Confuse Enough ??

(:

Chapter 5 : Attack Of The Clones

Unkown 2 anyone
GANDHI
had actually just fallen asleep after taking the drugs
(which were actually sleeping pills)

BUT
(Damn i love these big letters)

Melissa was so stupid she didnt even check whether he was really dead
so she just threw him into a boiling pit of LAVA in Mount Kinabalu
Gandhi was then found by

THE PISSER
(the guy who wears the black robe)
In order 2 save Gandhi from certain death
he started pissing on Gandhi
who came back 2 life thanks 2 the magic piss
but he was so ugly that they named him
The Phantom Of The
Oprah Winfrey Show
(they later renamed him Darth Vader because he had 2 wear the black suit)

And as all that was happening,Melissa died and Subraniam and PEPEK
were found by Anakin Skywalker
(U noe the rest of the story lar)
But Gandhi had secretly ordered an ARMY of clone troops
2 help him during his war against Samivelu
But because of him being thrown into the lava
NOBODY knew about the ARMY

UNTIL

Master Roda the short little a**hole heard a rumour of this ARMY
so he HAD
just HAD 2
tell Anakin Skywalker about this ARMY
So Anakin who knew that Pepek had gone 2 the Dark Side
told Subramaniam about this ARMY and the treachery of his sister
SO Subramaniam when 2 get his ARMY

When he when 2 see the big gray freaks that cloned the soldiers
He realised that they didnt have a COMMANDER
So he became their commander
He also realised that he needed 2 ASSISTANT COMMANDER
So he when 2 visit his OLD FRIENDS
Arnold Schweinnigger
(ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER)
A.K.A
THE TERMITENATOR

AND

Rudolph Hitler
(Adolf Hitler + Rudolph the red nose reindeer)
A.K.A
THE FUHRER
So they agreed 2 become his assistants
And they left the cloners
with the ARMY
(the ARMY needs a name)
They named the ARMY
the Grand Army of Sadam
a.ka.
GAS

So they set went to
WAR
(A b U loves anything 2 do with war)

Chapter 4 : The Dark Side .

Anakin Sky Walker Was Known As A Great " Star Wars Warrior " ??

( Or Some Shit Like That )

Subramaniam and Pepek Was Taught To Be Powerful By Anakin Skywalker Too .

Anakin Skywalker Sended Them To The Galactic Space Thingy .

Using His Brand New Spaceship . Just Because He Wants To Try It Out .

( Because His Proton Saga Broke Down )

When He And The Twins Reached There , He Told Them About The Dark Side .

( And They're In The Bright Side ) :D

A Guy Name ... Darth Vader ARhh ??

Was Rule-ing The Whole Dark Side .

He Warned Them About That Guy In A Really Big Black Mask .

And He Goes Like : " PSSSTT , IM-AM-YOUR-FATHER , YOU-HAVE-NO-MOTHER "

But Pepek ( I Love Writting About Her ) Wasnt Hearing Him , She Got Distracted By This Guy Named Harry Potter .

His Lightning Scar On His Forehead And Magical Wand Caught Her Sight .

And ...

She Went There As Soon As Anakin Skywalker Explained Finish .

To Greet Herself To Harry Potter .

Soon ...

Harry Potter And Pepek Fell In Love .

They Went Out Almost Everyday .

Until , One Day , Harry Potter Showed Pepek His Father .

DARTH VADER . Was Harry Potter's Father .

Darth Vader Took His Mask Out And Showed His True Face .

It Was GANDHI !

Pepek Was Shocked . At First , He Didnt Believe It Was True .

Until Darth Vader Used His Famous Lamest Line .

" I-AM-YOUR-FATHER "

Pepek Went Back To Home And Told Her Twin Brother --- Subramaniam

Subramaniam Refuse To Believe Her Words .

Subramaniam Was Taught Never To Speak To Stranger's By Anakin SkyWalker .

Especially Those With Big Black Dark Mask's .

( Which Everybody Does Wear In Space )

So , Pepek Never Ever Cared About Her Brother Anymore .

She Went To Visit Darth Vader More And More .

Soon Later After All Those Visit's ,

Pepek Joined The Dark Side .

Leaving Her Brother On The Bright Side :D .

( A Normal Story About Sakthi Becomed A Randomly Told Story Of StarWars And Hawaii . )

P/s : Harry Potter Was GANDHI's Adopted Son .

Chapter 3 : Revenge Of The Sith

Sensing the death of their mother
(Yes,they DO have amazing powers)
Subramaniam(Boy) and Pepek(Girl)
Began preparing for their Revenge

BUT

Unknown to anyone
the evil guy from Star Wars Episode III
(whats his name again???sky...sky something)
anyway,he was in Hawaii also
(AAHH!!Skyrunner rite???Nono thats not it....)
he was sick of being in that hot stuffy black suit mask thingy
SO he took a break from THE EMPIRE(Hollywood) job
and decided to go take a vacation
(SKYWALKER!!!THATS IT!!)
So this Anakin Skywalker(A**hole)
also felt the disturbance in the
in the
in the
(DAMN IT,I HATE STAR WARS)
FORCE
(Thats It)
he was curious about this disturbance
so he decided to visit the 2 children
So he took his Proton Saga go see lar

Just as he entered the cave
he was attacked by a big hairy dude with rocks,sticks and STUFF
So as usual lar he took out his RED lightstick
and when all
BZOOW BZOOM KABLAM BOOM
(sound effects)
and killed the dude

SUDDENLY
he realised that he had killed SUBRAMANIAM
sooo
HE PANICKED
(WHY i do not know)
Just as he was about to go all
EL LOCO POCO
(crazy)
Adamn Sandlegs
(Adam Sandler)
walked in with his CLICK remote
so Anakin borrowed the remote and rewind the whole incident
So Subramaniam didnt die

He then explained to Subraniam & Pepek
who he was and what he did
they were so facinated with his
"POWER"
(Its HOLLYWOOD EFFECTS LAR BODOH)

They asked him to become their Master/Guru/Mentor
He agreed and SO he got 2 young students
And SO the 2 morons started training with those lightsticks
and became all wierdo(moving stuff with their brain)and stuff
they were soon prepared for their Shaolin Showdown
with

SAMIVELU!!!
(The End Arseholes,Phoa's doing chapter 4)

Chapter Two : The Dark Night :D

The Private Jet Was Ready To Fly .

But They're Waiting ...

Waiting For Samivelu And His Laggage's To Be Ready And To Be Packed Into The Jet .

The Pilot Was Already Ready To Move The Plane .

Samivelu Climbs To The Top Of The Plane And Sits On His 1st Class Jet .

The Waitress Pour's Him An Expensive Glass Of Champaign .

Privately Brought All The Way From INDIA .

And The Plane Take's Off To HAWAII .

But First , Samivelu Wanted To Go To INDIA ,

Visit His Old Friends And Family .

And Break The New's To Them That His Finally RICH!

Meanwhile :

Melissa Chan Was Preparing CAVEMAN Tools To Kill Samivelu Herself .

She Prepared :

Fox Dung As Tear Gas .

Stone's As Guns

And Her Own Personal Music :

A Wood Tied With 3 Strings ( For Music ) As MP3 .

She Was So Poor , She Only Can Make Her Own Weapons .

She Also Wanted REVENGE .

Gandhi Would Be Very Proud Of Her Bravery And Love .

( She Also Brought Fortune Cookie's For Her Reading Her Own Fortune . )

And She Took Of To HAWAII . To Drown Her Enemy -- SAMIVELU .

In India :

Samivelu Was Saying Goodbye To His FAmily And Friends , He Was Ready To Take Of To HAWAII .

In HAWAII :

Samivelu Was Already There .

Melissa Left Her Kids In Her Cavemam Cave .

She Was Already Watching Samivelu Behind A Big Rock And Eating Her Fortune Cookie .

Her Fortune Cookie Says : " Your Power Symbol: Hammer "

After Melissa Read This , She To Buy A Hammer .

( Randomly )

S
he Told HerSelf , She Would Only Start Her Mission Of Killing Samivelu ,

THE NEXT MORNING .

And She Went Back Into Her Cave And Started Playing Her MP3 ,

( oh , The Sound Is Horrible . Just So Our Reader's Know's )

The Next Morning :

The Birds Are Chirping Outside , The Sun Was Shinning Brightly .

Melissa Was Hunting Of Fresh Eagle's .

( She IS Really A Caveman )

PANG ! And All The Birds Drop Dead In A Click .

And Ate Another Fortune Cookie .

She Really Trusted Fortune Cookie .

100%

At The Evening .

Samivelu Was Swimming At The Shallow Water Of The Sea .

Melissa Creep On To Him And Hit Him With A Big Round Hard Rock On The Head .

Samivelu Started Drowning , His Head Still Bleeding .

THEN ...

BOOM!!!

Melissa Blacked Out .

Melissa Was Dead .

She Was Shoot By Samivelu's Indian Friends .

Samivelu Is Smart , He Know That This Would Happen ,

That Melissa Was Gonna Get Revenge Somehow ,

He Told His Friends From India To Help Get Rid Of This Pest .

And They Did .

Samivelu's Friends Help Him To The Hospital .

They Told The Doctor That Samivelu Was Knocked By A Rock He Didnt See .

( Which He Actually Was . )

Samivelu Recovered .

They Also Found A Piece Of Fortune Cookie Paper In Melissa Hands .

Fortune Cookie Said : " YOU-WILL-LIVE-LONG . Dont Worry ."

Melissa Was Trown Into The Sea .

Samivelu Gave No Mercy .

BUT!!

He didnt Know ,

Melissa Have Two More Kids .

And Now , They're Crying In The Cave ,

They've Sense Their Death Of They're Mother .

( They DO Have Amazing Power's )

And They're Up For The Un-Finished Revenge
( Aboo ! :D Like The Story ?? )
(Its NICE,can i do chapter 3?)

Gandhi / Sakthi (Aboo & Phoa's Version)

THE STORY OF GANDHI
by A b U/Aboo & Phoa
Enjoy!! There's the Pundek/Gandhi

The story of Gandhi starring
SAKTHI (The black guy from 2E)
So here's how it goes,
Sakthi had a normal life,he was married(to Melissa Chan,2E)
had 2 children (Subramaniam & Pepek)
One day as he was selling 'Mamak Rojak'
B1 & B2 from Bananas In Pyjamas(The Chicken Rice Shop) came to his stall

They Were GAY & RACIST
They treated him very badly because he was BLACK (and i mean REALLY BLACK)
Sakthi became so angry that he complained to Samivelu(Venugopal~2D,2008)
BUT Samivelu didnt want to listen
He was building more tolls on the highway

He was so pissed off with every1 that he even complained 2 Barack Obama
BUT like every1 else nobody listened 2 him
He was so dissapointed with the political world that
He nuked the WHOLE DAMN WORLD in his dreams
He then decided that he shall take this matter 2 the highest person
THE WIFE a.k.a. Melissa
(THE VERY WORD MAKES PEOPLE TREMBLE WITH STUPIDITY)

(A b U ran out of ideas here,So Phoa has continued)

WhatTheHell .

Gandhi Complain To Melissa , Melissa Got Angry Too .

( Is Subramaniam & Pepek Girls ? Who Care's . )

They Team Up And Started World War III .

( This Is Going In Our History Books )

They Went To Samivelu's House To Protest Against The Chicken Rice Shop .

Samivelu Didnt Understand Gandhi Protest , And The Chicken Rice Shop Was Earning More Money Than Mamak's Rojak . So Samivelu Didnt Care , He Continued Going To The Chicken Rice Shop .

Gandhi Got So Angry . He Took Out Is Laptop And Started Playing Counter Strike . He Used His Most Powerful Weapon And Shooted Everybody He See's

Everybody Died . And He Earn The Highest Score .

But World War III Wasnt Over Yet . Samivelu Saw What Gandhi Was Doing , He Went To Buy The Game Red Alert And Started Winning All The Bases .

Both Of Them Quit Their Job's And Became World Champ War Player's .

( They Did Win Big . )

They Went To WorldChampionGamer's To Play Against Each Other .

In The End . Gandhi Lost . Gandhi Was So Depressed By This Situation , He Started Taking Drugs . The Drugs Killed Him Several Days Later .
(Aboo playing sad song)

Melissa Sob-ed All Night , She Plan To Get Revenge . Plus , She Have 2 Young To Take Care Of . And Their Twins , Age Of 0.3 Only .

Melissa Think Of A Mastermind To Release Her Hatred Against Samivelu . And She Was Planning All Night Long .

Samivelu Won RM 50,000,000 By Winnning Gandhi , He Was Enjoying The Day With All That Cash , He Plan's To Go On A Vacation To Hawaii , But He Didnt Know That Melissa Was Coming After Him .

And Most Of All , Melissa Was Planning To Drown Him Under The Great Ocean . So That No One Would Ever Find His Body And His Soul Will Be Stuck There .....

FOREVER .

( Abooo , Wanna Start Chapter 2 ??!! )
(Sure thing,PS-forgive us for our stupidity)

WE SHALL BEGAN...
TOMORROW!!!!
(wahahahahaha*cough*haha*cough*)