Chapter 5 : Attack Of The Clones

Unkown 2 anyone
GANDHI
had actually just fallen asleep after taking the drugs
(which were actually sleeping pills)

BUT
(Damn i love these big letters)

Melissa was so stupid she didnt even check whether he was really dead
so she just threw him into a boiling pit of LAVA in Mount Kinabalu
Gandhi was then found by

THE PISSER
(the guy who wears the black robe)
In order 2 save Gandhi from certain death
he started pissing on Gandhi
who came back 2 life thanks 2 the magic piss
but he was so ugly that they named him
The Phantom Of The
Oprah Winfrey Show
(they later renamed him Darth Vader because he had 2 wear the black suit)

And as all that was happening,Melissa died and Subraniam and PEPEK
were found by Anakin Skywalker
(U noe the rest of the story lar)
But Gandhi had secretly ordered an ARMY of clone troops
2 help him during his war against Samivelu
But because of him being thrown into the lava
NOBODY knew about the ARMY

UNTIL

Master Roda the short little a**hole heard a rumour of this ARMY
so he HAD
just HAD 2
tell Anakin Skywalker about this ARMY
So Anakin who knew that Pepek had gone 2 the Dark Side
told Subramaniam about this ARMY and the treachery of his sister
SO Subramaniam when 2 get his ARMY

When he when 2 see the big gray freaks that cloned the soldiers
He realised that they didnt have a COMMANDER
So he became their commander
He also realised that he needed 2 ASSISTANT COMMANDER
So he when 2 visit his OLD FRIENDS
Arnold Schweinnigger
(ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER)
A.K.A
THE TERMITENATOR

AND

Rudolph Hitler
(Adolf Hitler + Rudolph the red nose reindeer)
A.K.A
THE FUHRER
So they agreed 2 become his assistants
And they left the cloners
with the ARMY
(the ARMY needs a name)
They named the ARMY
the Grand Army of Sadam
a.ka.
GAS

So they set went to
WAR
(A b U loves anything 2 do with war)