Chapter 3 : Revenge Of The Sith

Sensing the death of their mother
(Yes,they DO have amazing powers)
Subramaniam(Boy) and Pepek(Girl)
Began preparing for their Revenge

BUT

Unknown to anyone
the evil guy from Star Wars Episode III
(whats his name again???sky...sky something)
anyway,he was in Hawaii also
(AAHH!!Skyrunner rite???Nono thats not it....)
he was sick of being in that hot stuffy black suit mask thingy
SO he took a break from THE EMPIRE(Hollywood) job
and decided to go take a vacation
(SKYWALKER!!!THATS IT!!)
So this Anakin Skywalker(A**hole)
also felt the disturbance in the
in the
in the
(DAMN IT,I HATE STAR WARS)
FORCE
(Thats It)
he was curious about this disturbance
so he decided to visit the 2 children
So he took his Proton Saga go see lar

Just as he entered the cave
he was attacked by a big hairy dude with rocks,sticks and STUFF
So as usual lar he took out his RED lightstick
and when all
BZOOW BZOOM KABLAM BOOM
(sound effects)
and killed the dude

SUDDENLY
he realised that he had killed SUBRAMANIAM
sooo
HE PANICKED
(WHY i do not know)
Just as he was about to go all
EL LOCO POCO
(crazy)
Adamn Sandlegs
(Adam Sandler)
walked in with his CLICK remote
so Anakin borrowed the remote and rewind the whole incident
So Subramaniam didnt die

He then explained to Subraniam & Pepek
who he was and what he did
they were so facinated with his
"POWER"
(Its HOLLYWOOD EFFECTS LAR BODOH)

They asked him to become their Master/Guru/Mentor
He agreed and SO he got 2 young students
And SO the 2 morons started training with those lightsticks
and became all wierdo(moving stuff with their brain)and stuff
they were soon prepared for their Shaolin Showdown
with

SAMIVELU!!!
(The End Arseholes,Phoa's doing chapter 4)